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Watch out when you’re in Arkansas, kiddies. Mind your mamas or they might have the police come TAZE YOU.

It happened earlier this month to a 10-year-old, whose mother had called the police because the girl was “on the floor of the house screaming and crying.” Haven’t we all been there? And when the little girl wouldn’t calm down and obey her mother, mommy told the nice police officer to use his taser. Which he did.

Glory be praised, I think we’ve found a new “baby sitter” to replace the TV. Taze the little wretches into submission!

More from Arkansas Democrat-Gazette.

When she determined her daughters were possessed by demons, Banita Jacks killed them. All FOUR of them. Ok, allegedly.

The four bodies were discovered in her home in January 2008, when police arrived to deliver an eviction notice. They’d been dead and decaying in an upstairs bedroom for nearly SEVEN MONTHS.

Jacks, 35, told police that she did not kill the girls and that they died in their sleep “one at a time” over a 10-day period, charging documents said. Jacks said the girls were “possessed with demons” and referred to her oldest daughter, Brittany, as a Jezebel, the wicked biblical character. (WP)

More about the woman who knows crazy at Washington Post.

An Ohio woman who was convicted of killing her baby in a microwave has requested a new (third) trial. Denied.

For details of confession/retraction, and testimony/recant/recant-recant…visit International Herald Tribune.

If you need some extra cash, you might try… setting fire to your house and children. Or taking internet surveys!

AP story + local coverage at The Leaf Chronicle.