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Raynella Dossett Leath is a busy lady. Allegedly. She is accused of killing two husbands; one by shooting him and making it look like a suicide, one by doping him up on a crazy amount of morphine and sending him to the barn so he could be killed by a cattle stampede.

Then she found out that her first husband had a child with another woman … so she lured that kid’s acting father to a barn (again with the barn!)…

telling him she had found some papers related to the child. Once there, she opened fire on him, according to his account, and chased him across the hayfields until she ran out of ammunition. According to Mr. Walker’s statement to the police, she said she would kill him and the child’s mother and raise the child herself. [NYT]

She is a Knoxville favorite. Most likely to succeed. In prison.

More from the New York Times. Trail of Death!

When cousins marry…

A Pakistani couple murdered their 4-month-old baby girl in a black magic ritual to get rich. They were apparently about to kill their toddler as well, when neighbors heard the screams and broke through the door. Fine idea, folks. Congrats on your success.

More from BBC and The News.
AMAZING translation at My Daily Global News.

Not kill his parents because they took away his toy. Waa waa. Way to go Daniel Petric. You should win douche of the week. 

After Petric’s parents took away his Halo 3 game — which he would play for as long as 18 hours a day (not that there’s anything wrong with that) — he shot them both in the head. Amazingly (or not, maybe Petric was a shitty first-person-shooter as well), his father survived. 

Mark Petric testified that his son came into the room and asked: “Would you guys close your eyes? I have a surprise for you.” He testified that he expected a pleasant surprise. Then his head went numb from the gunshot. (AP)

I’m betting there’s no XBOX in prison, kid.

More from Cleveland’s Plain Dealer.

It’s Christmas, you’re alone, you decide to go to the movies. And if a pesky family in the theatre won’t shush when you’re trying to watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, then you really have no recourse but to shoot the dad. Seriously. That will show them, and quiet down the rest of audience too.

Or just lead to charges of aggravated assault, weapons violations, and attempted murder.

More from the Philadelphia Inquirer.

On one of the sickest Christmas Eve’s ever… Santa goes on a rampage, killing 9, then himself.

A recently divorced California man went to his ex-in-laws’ house in a Santa costume and opened fire. He started by shooting an 8-year-old in the face when she answered the door. Classy, Santa. You are full to the brim with Christmas spirit. Santa went through the house shooting people with two semi-automatic handguns — killing 9 and injuring 3 others.

Police think his plan was to flee to Canada, but he killed himself instead. It may have been because of the severe burns he sustained when he SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE after breaking up the party. What a douche.

More on this suck-ass Santa from CNN.