sicknews.net

Today’s bit o’ sick: monkey muffs.

If your wee dainty hands are prone to chill, warm ‘em up with a “classy” monkey fur muff!

eBay has SEVERAL bidding opportunities for the discerning shopper.

So stick your hands in a decades-dead monkey. It’s hot. And arguably more disgusting than a psycho who goes on a shooting spree after Thanksgiving dinner.

Rather than enjoying a postprandial snooze, Paul Michael Merhige opened fire on his family, killing his two sisters (twins, one of whom was pregnant), an aunt, and a 6-year-old cousin. Holidays are hell.

More on Merhige from the Palm Beach Post.

Sick tag: monkey muff

Oh Mother Nature…

Would you believe that FECAL ARMOR can successfully repel predators? You betcha! It can certainly successfully repel ME.

Case-bearing leaf beetle mommies will lay their eggs in individual poo pods that they create themselves with their genitalia. Now I mean obviously the poo comes from the back door, but there’s a structure on their no-no that squishes the poo into place. Elegant.

Later the young beetles will pop their heads and legs out of their poo pods, but they keep wearing them. It’s a defense mechanism, since nobody wants to eat little turds — even if they have delicious bugs inside.

Sick tags:  fecal armor, mouthparts