Monkey shines
Today’s bit o’ sick: monkey muffs.
If your wee dainty hands are prone to chill, warm ‘em up with a “classy” monkey fur muff!
eBay has SEVERAL bidding opportunities for the discerning shopper.
So stick your hands in a decades-dead monkey. It’s hot. And arguably more disgusting than a psycho who goes on a shooting spree after Thanksgiving dinner.
Rather than enjoying a postprandial snooze, Paul Michael Merhige opened fire on his family, killing his two sisters (twins, one of whom was pregnant), an aunt, and a 6-year-old cousin. Holidays are hell.
More on Merhige from the Palm Beach Post.
Sick tag: monkey muff
